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Post by Lobster Man on Jan 19, 2016 0:46:52 GMT
Le ocean man was chilling in the land that he understands. all da beech babes came and said "ocean man take me by le hand and lead me to da land dat you understands", said da beach babes. "no fak u beach babes", said de ocean man. De beaach babes drank bleech and now they're dead lol. And then Lucas came out of nowhere and said, "suck my balls ocean man". "fak you dum shet", said Ocean man. "get froze 10 yr old betch", lucas said as he freezed his dumb ass. Then a portal apeared ans shrek cum out. 'good job lucas, now give me succ", he says. "k lol", lucas said. all da sudden a bullet entered shreks anus. lucas da feg turned around to see king kermit and his brother goofy. "suck meh frog nuts shrak, ur a dead meme lmao. "wut the fak, kermit?", lucas said as he cried. "DON'T TRIGGER ME!!" yelled goofy's mouth. then paul blart tart fart came and screamed "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!" and everybody got blown up for being feg memes.
TBC..................................................................................................................................................................................................
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Post by brodoswagginseve on Jan 21, 2016 6:47:19 GMT
king pepe has lasted many years as the king of the dank memes.
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Post by Lobster Man on Apr 23, 2016 23:14:52 GMT
paul blart tart fart pulled off his mask and revealed himself to be filthy Frank. "It's just a prank, bro", he said. Then Dickbutt came and they had seks. Then jimmy neutron came, riding on an ogre. "Gotta blast", he screamed as all his skin peeled off as Darude Dankstorm played in the back ground. Suddenly Nemo cum out of nowhere and licked jimmy's ded skin. All the sudden Pepe and his waifu, Feels Man, came and forced bleech down their throats. "The frog memes will take over", Pepe shouted. Suddenly a portal opened up and the 'It's Wednesday, My Dudes' frog arrived. "I will help you avenge Brother Kermit, Pepe-Senpai", he said. "No meme or edgy middle schoolers will stop us".
TBC
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Post by red. 🏳️⚧️ on Apr 24, 2016 18:12:36 GMT
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