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Post by ♪Kwillz♫ on Oct 4, 2014 19:48:44 GMT
SINCE YE OLDE DAYS, THERE HAS BEEN ONE FORM OF BATTLE MORE HONORABLE AMONG THE REST.....and that, my friends, is the art of wordplay.Yeah...probably not...but anyway here is the game this time- This is the battle of the greatest (/worst) puns. here the greatest of competitors will fight for the greatest pun-teller!basically you say a pun (aka a play on words if you didn't know.) and others counter with more puns! XD The puns don't have to be necessarily "good". and I also expect to see plenty of "i see what you did there" jokes. LET'S MAKE SO MANY PUNS THE ENTIRE WORLD CRINGES!! XDrules:-don't like puns? don't join-don't have a good pun? google some. idc..-we should not try to insult.-no one joins? oh well. I will always have my puns to myself.-does anyone get out? no. I just want us all to share a laugh...(or cringe)-if a pun is "bad" that does not mean you are bad. got it? -when I say pun, I mean a play on words kind of joke. not a regular joke
Want an example? here- <THIS PIG IS A SQEUAL! (my status is also usually a pun)(made this cuz i was bored and in the mood to tell puns.)
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Post by funnywitch on Oct 4, 2014 23:51:34 GMT
What do you call a mountain of cats?
A MEEOW-tain.
X3 It was a joke from a birthday party.
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Post by ♪Kwillz♫ on Oct 5, 2014 22:16:55 GMT
that's a good one! but i have some bad news i want to talk about. My uncle had his entire left side cut off last month.... but don't worry...he's all RIGHT now~!!!!!! XD
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Post by Nender on Oct 5, 2014 23:14:34 GMT
i wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
then it hit me.
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Post by Nender on Oct 5, 2014 23:16:09 GMT
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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Post by Nender on Oct 5, 2014 23:25:59 GMT
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder
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Post by ♪Kwillz♫ on Oct 8, 2014 10:54:01 GMT
My friend only uses iPhones and macs. She apple TOO THE CORE!!! XD yeah. I made that one up.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2014 17:27:22 GMT
My dog got his tooth stuck in a sweet yesterday. Lucky it was a CHEWY sweet! That one was a piece of s.hit
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Post by ♪Kwillz♫ on Oct 26, 2014 19:49:17 GMT
Where does a general keep his armies?
In his sleevies! XD
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2014 19:50:55 GMT
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Post by red. 🏳️⚧️ on Mar 8, 2015 17:40:41 GMT
What do you call a brown potato chip?
A "poo"tato chip.
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